Tuesday, 5 March 2013

When Con Flu Strikes...



The Boy before the Con Flu struck...
So you may have noticed that my posts have been thin on the ground over the last week. This is because we have been a house full of con flu, a particularly nasty strain which left The Boy a delirious and hallucinating puddle of sweat and which forced me to play nurse for a week mopping his fevered brow.

I put it down to travelling to London in freezing temperatures, being sneezed on by grotty commuters and even the unsanitary conditions found on the tube. That was until the tweets and updates started flooding in online about a LSCC convention goers dropping like flies. 

I'd heard the rumours of this mysterious “con flu” that strikes geeks when they amass but hadn’t paid them much mind – after all I have been to many gigs, festivals and events without getting so much as a sniffle. Yet after this past week I’m seriously considering attending future conventions cosplaying as an extra from Outbreak complete with fully functional biosuit!

So what makes Conventions so susceptible to outbreaks of the lurgy and how can we avoid catching it  without having to adopt some kind of Comic Con OCD?

Why does the flu spread like wildfire at conventions?

According to the CDC, flu can be spread from up to six feet away by droplets made by coughing sneezing and talking.  You can inhale these directly or you can touch a surface that they have landed on and then touch your mouth, eyes or nose and infect yourself.

Pittsburgh Comic Convention

With so many people in such a small area all talking and touching and looking at things, no wonder cons are such a hotbed of ickiness!

So obviously if someone sneezes in your face (yes I'm talking to you Mr Commuter with no manners) have a pretty strong chance of catching what they've got.  But worse, the flu virus is contagious for a full day BEFORE symptoms start, so you could be happily chatting away to someone who seems healthy enough and still get the flu from them!  It's almost enough to make you avoid all human contact entirely!

DON'T WORRY! Even though it's pretty easy to catch flu there are some simple steps you can take to keep healthy.

Staying Flu Free

According to the NHS, the flu vaccine is a good to keep the germs at bay.  You can get yourself a free jab if you are over 65, pregnant or have a chronic health condition such as asthma, diabetes or HIV.  If you’re not eligible for a free vaccination you can always book in to your local pharmacy and pay to have the jab. Although it’s not 100% foolproof and depends entirely on what strains you come into contact with, I recommend giving it a try.  The 12 months after I had it through work was a flu free zone!

If needles aren’t your thing there are other simple measures you can take to minimise your risks of having flu spoil your Con experience.

Practicing basic hygiene such as washing your hands sounds like a no-brainer but very few of us do it right or enough.

How to wash your hands
Make sure you wash your hands after using the bathroom or touching anything icky, like a Stallone-style Dredd or an over enthusiastic Swamp Thing.

And don’t forget to wash your hands before you eat!

It’s also a good idea to avoid touching your face, particularly your nose and eyes – these are easy access points for any virus or bacteria and I’m darned if we’re going to give the little suckers a head start!

What to do if you get Con Flu?

If you are unlucky enough to get struck down then follow my super life saving advice and you’ll back on your feet in no time!

  • Drink lots of fluids
  • Take paracetamol to keep your fever down
  • Rest up
  • Cold flannels and lukewarm baths can get that fever down
  • Drink 100% pineapple juice for sore throats (it’ll hurt but it’ll kill those germs!)
  • Have hot tea with honey to soothe your throat and chest




And if you do leave a convention with influenza along with your other souvenirs, don't despair - it's the perfect excuse to get that superhot Catman cosplayer round to feed you grapes and chicken soup and rub your aching muscles down. :)

Just whatever you do, for the love of god, DO NOT COUGH ON ME!

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